Scrubs skit NC, JH, and SJ

Ke Na Li
JH
SJ
Scrubs

Sitting at a table in the doctors’ lounge.
JD: 你好! (walks in)
Hey guys!

Elliot & Turk: 你好JD。
Hey JD.

Turk: 昨天晚上, 好吗?
How was last night?

JD: 昨天晚上很好。 我请我的女朋友吃了晚饭。
It was very good. My girlfriend and I went out to dinner.

Elliot: 为什么你去? (Mad! and stands up)
What did you go?

Turk: Elliot 请坐, 请坐。
Elliot sit down.

JD: 我们不再约会了。
We aren’t dating anymore

Elliot: 可是我爱你, JD。
But I still love you, JD.

JD: 闭嘴走开。 (Walks away)
Shut up. Go away.

Turk: 你还喜欢他吗?
You still like him?

Elliot: 是的, 很喜欢!
Yes, a lot!

Turk: 我们去工作吧。 (Elliot and Turk walk out)
Let’s get to work.

Later that day at work…

Elliot: 你好王先生。
Hello Mr. Wang.

Patient: 医生你好。
Hi doctor.

Turk: 我是你的医生!不是她。
I’m your doctor not her!

Patient: 但是她很漂亮!
But she’s beautiful!

Turk: 我也很帅。
I am too.

Silence…

JD: 你们别再说了。
You guys be quiet.

Turk: 没有问题。
No problem.

Elliot: JD, 来看看。
JD, come take a look.

JD: 这是什么?
What is it?

Turk: 这不好。
It’s not good.

JD: 哎呀, 他有两个心!
Oh no, he has two hearts!

Elliot: 他会好吗?
Will he be okay?

Turk: 会的!
Yes!

Now back in the Doctor’s office

Turk: 你看到了吗？
Did you guys see that?

JD and Elliot: 没有, 怎么了?
No why?

Turk: 这很奇怪。
It was weird. (creeped out)

Turk: 有人几乎死亡！
Someone almost died!

Elliot: 发生了什么？
What happened?

Turk: 有人撞(zhuang4)车了。
A man crashed his car

JD: 这太可怕了。
That’s scary

Elliot:为什么?
Why?

Turk: 他睡着了。
He fell asleep

Turk: 他喝了啤酒开车。
And he was drinking beer.

Elliot: 我想睡觉。
I want to sleep. I am tired

Turk: 我们走吧。
Let’s go.

Elliot: 再见
See you later

All 3 doctors leave and meet hours later in the staff lounge.

Elliot: 你听见了吗？我们失去了我们的工作。
Did you hear? We are losing our jobs.

JD: 怎么了?
How?

Turk:为什么?!
Why?!

Elliot: 我不知道。
I don’t know

Turk: 反正我不做了!
I quit anyway!

J.D.: 我恨这个工作!
I hate this job anyway!

Turk: 但是,我们将永远是朋友。
We will always be friends. (Smile and walk off) Scrubs skit pd 1 NC, JH, & SJ